New York City - A great place to live visit briefly!
Buffalo - Its not the prettiest town in New York
Albany - Proving that racial stereotypes are still alive and well in the North East
Clifton Park - Walking is prohibited
Clifton Park - All outdoor children’s play must be scheduled in advance with the town council
Malta - We like traffic circles!
Malta - AMD is going to build a factory here one day! Honest!
Saratoga Springs - We’d be a pretty nice town, even without the horse races
Boston - Quite possibly the coolest city in America
Washington D.C. - Most of the nations significant monuments and museums tucked neatly into 5 city blocks
New Jersey - The Garden* State
* where by “Garden” we mean “Factory”
Pennsylvania - Seriously, there’s nothing here…
Virginia is for Lovers Rich, White People
Posted on May 16th, 2008 by Jonathan Wise
Filed under: Travel & Adventure
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Quite Clever and I am sure you could sell quite a few tshirts with these slogans! Put me down for the Malta ones and a Virginia!
I was born in Saratoga Springs. You probably know it better than I do.