Don’t Watch the Zohan
Posted by Jonathan Wise on Jun 21, 2008I’m not usually an Adam Sandler fan, but occasionally I can be in the mood for his silly-talking low-brow humor. Tonite I thought I’d enjoy a laugh with my old friend, Mark.
Unfortunately, not only is “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” the worst Adam Sandler movie since “Little Nicky,” it may also be the worst movie ever made. It was crass and gross and totally unfunny.
Also, since I’m rolling back into the house at midnight (something I’ve not done for a long time) I’m getting to bear witness to a little bit of night life next to a University (something I’ve not done for an even longer time.) Curiously, the experience is somewhat like an Adam Sandler movie…
June 21st, 2008 at 7:53 am
yeahhhh it was pretty brutal.
…i make you silky smooth.
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 am
No, you know what looks really bad,
the new mike meyers movie.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:59 am
Ya, that movie looks horrible.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Why didn’t you see the new Get Smart movie with Carell?
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I was forced to watch “Love Guru” at the drive-in, and can say it’s TERRIBLE — don’t watch it!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Ya, I definitely want to see Get Smart, but Mark didn’t know who Steve Carell was, so I figured Zohan would be fine.
I’m totally not going to see Love Guru.
And we finally saw Indiana Jones tonite (thanks to Mom and Dad, for our first date night in ages.) It wasn’t as horrible as I feared, but it was still pretty bad. The beginning and the end (especially the end) were the worst parts. I hate George Lucas.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Rotflolmao @ Shia LaJones.
July 1st, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Adam Sandler is classic, though he tends to do his best work when he stays casual, not trying too hard to be funny or deep, etc.