The Bodily Function Triple Threat
Posted by Jonathan Wise on Jan 28, 2007So Nic had just finished feeding Benjamin and she sat him up to burp him… and put her hand in a wet spot on his back where poop had seeped up out of his diaper and into his little outfit.
Being the good husband that I am, I scooped him up (carefully, so as not to touch the poop) to change him. As I set him down on his change table, he vomits out his dinner all down the front of his clothes. Now there’s no safe place to touch his clothes as I peel them off.
Finally I get the diaper off and start wiping the perimeter of poop spread across the lower half of his body, and the second I glance away to ready the next diaper, he pees in his own face…
Needless to say, Benjamin got another bath tonite!
January 29th, 2007 at 8:56 am
eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Cute kid but eeeeeeeeeeew!
January 29th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
LOL, welcome to parenting. i especially love that it happened to you!
January 29th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
LOL that poor kid.
it wouldve been funnier if he peed on you though…lol
January 29th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
i dont think puppies do this.